An artistic genius! Straight from my loins!

When he brought me the first painting, I was sure that Jay must have done it.

But (for once) I was wrong.

"My child is BRILLIANT!" I cried, "A true genius!"

(surely I'm the first mother to think this?)

"Flamingo"


"Black widow spider"


"Self-portrait"
Alternative title: "Make mommy CRAZY"




Genius, maybe.

Cheeky? FOR SURE.