Painting

A few weeks ago, Jay took an entire week off work to take a figure painting class. WHICH, it turns out, is short for hanging out with nudies.

I'm just saying.

Fortunately, his final masterpiece was more top, less bottom.

Check it out.

An artistic genius! Straight from my loins!

When he brought me the first painting, I was sure that Jay must have done it.

But (for once) I was wrong.

"My child is BRILLIANT!" I cried, "A true genius!"

(surely I'm the first mother to think this?)

"Flamingo"


"Black widow spider"


"Self-portrait"
Alternative title: "Make mommy CRAZY"




Genius, maybe.

Cheeky? FOR SURE.